Written in Stone
Got any New Year’s resolutions for 2011?? You know I do. But I have to warn you: they are boring as hell.
Gone are the days when I was wild and crazy and could challenge myself to give up really challenging FUN things (for a little while) like too much drinking, cursing like a sailor and piercings on a whim. Turns out having a baby is the New Year’s resolution enforcer from hell — at least when it comes to all those things. Now it’s all about being old and boring and healthy and, apparently, organized.
So these are my resolutions for 2011:
Brace yourself. It’s going to be a wild ride!
- Clean out and organize all of our upstairs closets by the end of March.
I KNOW! It’s crazy exciting! But wait! There’s more!
- Walk the dog every day – rain, shine or snow.
Hells yes! I said it!
- Purge all but 3 pairs of my shoes from our “shoe basket” every weekend.
You can’t stop me now! I’m on fire!
- Finally earn my black belt in Brazilian Jujitsu.
Seriously. Did you even read the last 3? I’m nowhere near that interesting.
So there they are. Written in stone. My thoroughly middle-aged New Year’s resolutions for 2011.
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